So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
Oh my god. Love me.
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life.
well fuck
#And the calm and quiet babies who don’t cry are people who had really bad lives and are just grateful for a second chance
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
Girl you gon think
Girl you gon think
Imma make you think
You gon goddamn think
You gon think I invented sex
im going to bed
